How does he know the secret ingredient?

I haven’t seen so many dirty snouts and slimy arseholes crammed into such a small space since I last looked inside a sausage.

Charlie Brooker, Newswipe, on politicians

That’s like the piss calling the fart stinky

“… A Justin Beiber fan insulting Rebecca Black is like someone gargling a mouthful of skunk piss having a go at the dog for letting one off.”

Charlie Brooker, defending Rebecca Black